Day 255 - Yesterday I did absolutely nothing. Or rather, I didn’t leave my apartment. I got a lot of homework done and just sort of relaxed while hanging out and chilling out. It was pretty great. I got a lot of work done, and I was a complete recluse. I also watched most of Spirited Away, and yeah. I like that movie.
I’m subbing as an instructor for two classes, and the lessons are on note taking, reading effectively, and study skills. What that translates into is me looking for a trashy romance novel excerpt for them to critically read and analyze.
"I wish she’d dance upon my maypole."
Why didn’t I do this sooner
All soda is full of chemicals. Literally everything is composed of chemicals.
What girls look for in guys
- brown eyes
- messy hair
- cute nose
- 4 paws
- golden retriever
but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”
oh my god did you even bother reading the post -______-
"not ALL dogs"
Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345
If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.
My mom had an excellent idea
This would definitely make people start panicking at the disco
This may be the most beautiful fox I’ve ever seen